Space Cats Wall Calendar
Sure you can use your phone to keep track of rave days you’re going to next year, but come on, cats in space! Can your mobile do that?!
Futuristic Purple Lines Geometric ABS 60″ Curtains
Can’t afford a sick laser light set to bring some glow to your room, or next big house party? Do the next best thing and throw up some laser light curtains that don’t light up. They certainly look cool though!
Fake Staff Member T-Shirt
Why pay a shit ton for Reso, or Contact, when you can get in free with this shirt! Let us know if it works 😉
Christmas Glitter Pills
For that person who lives, breathes and eats Christmas. Now they can shit it too! Be sure to save the gold pill for New Years of course! *Note: Please don’t eat these! Grab Taco Bell instead for similar results.*
What useless gift idea should we throw on this list? Drop a comment and let us know!
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