The offerings in Dillon Francis’ online store are nothing short of spectacular. Hidden among the cat shirts and bumper stickers, you can purchase special “favors” for a nominal fee. Things like “Dillon Francis Will Do Your Taxes,” and “Have Dillon Francis Ruin Your Stepdad’s Christmas” run you anywhere from $750 to $20,000, and you can bet it’s worth every damn penny (all proceeds go to charity).
This could be yours for just $10,000!
Every once in awhile, someone will actually shell out the cash for one of these insane favors. One lucky teen’s mother decided she wanted a night to herself, and went with the “Have Dillon Francis Babysit Your Kid” option. With hindsight being 20/20, let’s just say that may not have been the best idea. It’s a tale that includes yelling, underage drinking, and sobbing (most of it Dillon’s), and ends with a twist that would make M. Shyamalan rethink his entire career (if he hasn’t already, I mean have you seen The Last Airbender?).
See the shenanigans for yourself below, and be prepared rethink your decision to ever have children.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnBt6DLKZpI
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